trolling the fucken news

• Now I really can't be arsed finding a quote or anything, you know, evidence, but it turns out it's possible The Corby's late Dad was a sex offender. I mean drug dealer. You can't defame the dead, fuck off. This is a guy who went on television to claim his daughter, without any possible doubt, was innocent. One of the first lessons of language is that it's used to lie. I can say I'm the god of cake, but is it true? Not yet, anyway. Why is this news instead of whatever Rudd's got jammed up his arse at the moment?
• Speaking or Rudd's arse, carbon trading is suddenly news again. Petrol prices, carbon trading. Tell you what. Lets reduce the speed limit by ten kilometres throughout Australia. Every place there's a speed limit, knock ten off it. Right there, we've made a massive contribution to carbon reduction. We've also reduced petrol demand and therefore petrol prices. Let's put our money where our fucking mouths are and stop expecting our mommies and our politicians to fix everything and make it better.
• How is Sarkozy's presence bad when the atheletes are already committed to 'spitting on human rights'? And just how many generations does it take to atone for French colonialism?
• And just what is cheating at sport, anyway? Sure, they can ban a shirt that helps you adjust your swing at actual competition, but how do you seperate between people who've had the training advantage of a teaching shirt and those that haven't?
• Oil is more expensive. Que sera, sera. Seriously. What the fuck happened to make Mad Max the 'most likely to succeed' in the post-apocalyptic year book?