Also, the thing I've seen in news over and over about how Melbournians are experienced coffee drinkers who can see through Starbucks and prefer a higher quality cup of coffee: YOU"RE ALL FUCKEN IDIOTS. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN TASTE THE COFFEE WHEN YOU HAVE IT THAT BITTER AND THAT HOT?! It's like saying 'I like chilli' then sticking a blowtorch on your tongue. Fucken morons.