What's goin on?

I've been fighting wars on several fronts, but the Martians are fallin back and we got this one won if we don't let our apathy beat us yet again. Spirit Street's littered with all sortsa shit. We got Martian bits all over the place. The thing about fighting aliens is you don't know what's genitals and what's forehead. That and it's all poisonous to the local bacteria so it doesn't rot. So basically we've got alien dongs all over the place. At least I think that's what they are. I'm not touching them and I don't wanna find out.